Short funny stories
Short funny stories
One
monkey and a banana
It is
said that there were two friendly monkeys in the woods, one lucky and the other
lucky with all things. And throw it to the loser at the bottom, the farmer saw
the two monkeys steal the bananas, then he grabbed the monkey and slapped him,
while the lucky monkey escaped while holding the banana harvest, and the second
time he repeated what happened and the farmer left the monkey beating as well,
until the monkeys decided to exchange the roles and the monkey climbed to pick
the banana This time, while the lucky one stayed on the ground, and when the
farmer saw them he grabbed the lucky monkey to hit him, except that he decided
to hit the monkey at the top of the tree this time, not at the bottom of the
tree as he always does, and so the monkey left the beaten for the third time in
a row, while the lucky monkey escaped laughing.
Two
rope along the spear
A man once brought a judge to rule on
his matter, and the judge asked him: What do you care about, man? The man
calmly said to him: Nothing, sir, except that I stole a rope along the length
of the spear. And the man put his head down and said: Yes sir, at the end of
the rope there was a cow
I hope you enjoy the story